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From Wired:
… “Edward [“Big Balls”] Coristine joined the Social Security Administration this week as a special government employee,” Stephen McGraw, an SSA spokesperson, tells WIRED. “His work will be focused on improving the functionality of the Social Security website and advancing our mission of delivering more efficient service to the American people.” …
Multiple sources at the SSA tell WIRED that Coristine has appeared in person to work on-site at the agency’s Woodlawn, Maryland headquarters. One SSA employee says they saw Coristine with DOGE engineer Aram Moghaddassi, a current X and former Neuralink employee deployed at the agency. The pair was spotted at the SSA cafeteria as recently as Monday, although it’s unclear what day this week Coristine’s employment officially began. “Coristine looked nervous, almost embarrassed,” the SSA source says. “Aram was on the phone with someone … then said ‘Yes I’m with him right now,’ gesturing to Big Balls.’” …
One nation, under fraud
ReplyDeleteDitch the broccoli haircut and you’ll feel a lot better about yourself.
ReplyDeleteThis is news these days? Bullying a 19 year old?
ReplyDeletePapi Leland to the defense of BIG BALL$. Leland, aren’t you on administrative leave?
DeleteSaying negative things about government officials isn’t bullying- it’s patriotic- particularly when the official is so deserving of the disdain
DeleteYou mean he’s old enough to work in an adult job, but not old enough for real criticism? What a fucking joke. Tell that kid to go home. You are a Loser Leland. A big incel loser!
DeleteWhat a turd.
ReplyDeletePro-tip, kids: wearing a suit jacket over a t-shirt or shorts doesn’t look cool. It makes you look like a dweeb with developmental delays.
"little balls" needs to slap on some pants and tuck in his shirt... have some iota of respect!
ReplyDeleteI’m wondering if BIG BALL$ Is wearing proper work attire. Then again, he’s BIG BALL$ and he can walk on water and help destroy our once proud agency.
ReplyDeleteWhere are the protest by the SSA employees or the public is beyond me. Where is AARP or these advocacy groups that allegedly protect Social Security.
ReplyDeleteA fine demonstration of what the orange anus-mouthed clown in the White House considers “merit based” hiring.
ReplyDeleteIf he can wear shorts to work staring Monday I am too
ReplyDeleteWhat’s funny to me is most field workers have spent decades and are nowhere near GS-15. But this 20-something walks right into one.
ReplyDeleteSign of the times… everything is upside down with the clown running the show.
DeleteIf I showed up at the office like that I would have been yelled at by my manager
ReplyDeleteIt’s affirmative action for MAGAts- just like Leland
ReplyDeleteThe guys in my FO wear shorts every day, what's the problem?
ReplyDeleteFO workers getting sloppy. Big Balls is here to regulate.
DeleteI remember when long hair was derisive, yet still held sartorial splendor. As much as I hate caste systems and Trumpish attitudes, this boy deserves to be given a lot of rope,...not that he earned it, but there are elections coming and the proof will be displayed in the pudding. Let’s not fight among ourselves about the unfairness of him getting a job, but the bankruptcy of the ideas that put him there. Let’s not spend our time arguing about our superior system that was sabotaged, but put theirs to bed in 17 months ...or serve them coffee in the morning if we were self-deluded.
ReplyDeleteIs BIG BALL$ business casual?
ReplyDeleteWhat is the typical dress code for employees at the Social Security Administration? The Social Security Administration dress code is business casual.
I’m in no way happy about this, but SSA employees busting on his clothing is laughable when I’ve worked with people in everything from business casual to sweatpants to yoga pants to suits over the years.
ReplyDeleteBut…If he raised the rep fee to $9300 he’d be your hero
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