Christmas Carols For Psychiatric Patients

Do not give me credit for writing this. I have seen it each Christmas for many years. Does anyone know who wrote it to begin with?

Attention Deficit Disorder
Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - Can I have a chocolate, Why is France so far away?

Borderline Personality Disorder
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

Dementia
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

Depression
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

Manic
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office
and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.....

Multiple Personalities Disorder
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Narcissistic
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock ........
....(better start again)

Paranoid
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

Passive-Aggressive Personality Disorder
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

Personality Disorder
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.

Schizophrenia
Do You Hear What I Hear?