Aug 5, 2025

“Big Balls” Carjacked

      From the Washington Post:

A protégé of Elon Musk and former DOGE staffer was injured in an attempted carjacking early Sunday morning in D.C., two people familiar with the incident said, in an attack that captured the attention of President Donald Trump and reinspired his threats to take over the nation’s capital.
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Billionaire Elon Musk, who helmed DOGE, wrote on X that a DOGE “team member” was attacked and called to federalize D.C. The two people familiar with the incident identified the victim as Edward Coristine [who worked at Social Security] who is also known by the nickname “Big Balls.” …

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

It’s telling that you won’t post the link to the Commissioner’s letter rebutting Warren. But you’ll post this.

Anonymous said...

Leland making a surprise appearance while in administrative leave.

Anonymous said...

If this administration had any integrity, I’d offer my thoughts and prayers. But it doesn’t, so I’m calling it a false flag operation.

Anonymous said...

Oh my...well it's "thoughts and prayers" time...

Anonymous said...

The letter is linked at 7:24 AM.

Or because I am full service: https://www.ssa.gov/agency/commissioner/assets/materials/coss-letter-to-senator-warren.pdf

Anonymous said...

Did the assailants steal any hard drives with SSA data?

Anonymous said...

Im anti DOGE but what he did here was nothing short of heroic. A good young man standing up for woman. Credit where credit is due.

Anonymous said...

little ballz was probably drunk and being a d*ck. And Kharma showed up...

Anonymous said...

That’ll do, Marty. That’ll do.

Anonymous said...

Tots and pears!

Anonymous said...

President Donald Trump threatened Tuesday to have the federal government take control of Washington, D.C., after an assault on a well-known original staffer for the Department of Government Efficiency in the nation's capital over the weekend.

Edward Coristine, also known by his online name, “Big Balls,” and a woman characterized in a police report as his significant other were the victims of an unarmed attempted carjacking early Sunday.

Washington Metropolitan Police on Tuesday announced the arrests of two 15-year-old suspects from Maryland.